January 2011
148 posts
*lagi di purworejo, mau solat di mesjid tapi aku sama gheyi mabal*
Gheyi: pasti pa nono mau nyubit kita deh
Pa nono dateng..
Pa nono: *nyubit clara*
Clara: pa, saya teh udah wudu. Malah dicubit bapa. Yaudah ah gajadi solatnya :))))))))))
Ga tumbuh2
Gheyi: kalau aing jalan sama adam, maneh marah ga?
Clara: ngga dong kan mati satu tumbuh seribu
Gheyi: akumah mati satu ga tumbuh2
Abis Disunat
Andjast: clar, kenapa roknya diangkat?
Clara: kepanjangan jast
Zam2: bohong, bilang aja abis disunat
“Sometimes we play with love. But when the time comes and we realize we wanna get...”
“If someone steals my man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep...”
Backtoschool
Clara: keren ya bisa backtuck dia..
Keisa: ah biasa aja urang juga bisa (cengos)
Clara: aku mah backhandspring ga sombong~
Gini: saya mah backtoschool
: ))))
“Guys, if you wish all girls look like Megan Fox, well too bad, it’s not...”
“I know that all my best memories wouldn’t happen to me again. That’s...”
– @viatumblr
...
Mas nu: tadi yang lu bilang camer itu calon mertua? Ortunya cowo lu?
Clara: iya dong mas (˘▽˘)-c
Mas nu: ada juga yang mau sama lu
Clara: ....
“Clara mah kalau udah ga suka, ga akan pernah nyoba”
– Kakek
Ke hotel
Clara: mas nu kita main kemana dong
Mas nu: jangan ke hotel
Counter Pulsa
Ada orang sms tiba2...
Isal: halo nama aq isal, kmu sypa??
Clara: dapet nomer darimana yaaa?
Isal: dari counter pulsa
Clara: .....
“I wish there was a way that I can make you understand”
– no air
At McDonalds.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Me: Why?
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.
That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and...
CONGRATULATIONS! You're my mood booster and mood...
IT'S ALL ABOUT LIFE: Cold as you →
rotflraen:
You have a way of coming easily to me And when you take, you take the very best of me So I start a fight cause I need to feel something And you do what you want cause I’m not what you wanted
[Chorus:]
Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day Just walk away, no use…
Demi, why do you smile like that???
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Saddest text message I read today.
10pm
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
1am
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.